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Felony

$FELONY on Solana

Two weeks home. Already has a record.

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The story

Felony is a tiny kitten with a growing rap sheet. In her first weeks at home she knocked over a plant, unrolled a whole toilet roll and climbed the curtains, all while looking completely innocent. No promises, just a meme.

Rap sheet

  1. Knocked a plant off the shelfguilty
  2. Unrolled an entire toilet rollguilty

Lore

  • Innocent face. Long record.
  • Every charge denied. Every charge true.
  • Sentenced to more treats.

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